American Football and the Blonde - Emailed from my mom. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
American Football Jokes:Detroit Lions. The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
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113. What did the football player say to the flight attendant? “Put me in coach!” 114. Why do coaches like punters? Because punters always put their best foot forward. 115. What football player has very strong legs and builds houses? A car-punter. 116. What does JETS stand for? Just End The Season. 117.
Football jokes that are not only about patriots but actually working quarterback puns like I was at a football game Sold out stadium but the guy next to me had an empty seat next to himself and Did you hear about the gay football coach
Our linebacker is so strong he can even pitch horseshoes while they’re on the horse. About Our American Football Jokes. Two of the biggest American traditions associated with football games are tailgating and Thanksgiving. A stadium tailgate under the scorching heat or freezing cold is definitely a spectacular scene.
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Football player and coach joke. Coach: Your roommate and the captain of the team reported that you have many bad words for me in your sleep! So do you abuse me in your sleep! Football Player: Coach, It is just not true! Coach: What is not true, I trust the captain and I am asking this in front of him!
Jokes for Kids. Q: Why didn’t your neighbor’s dog want to play football? A: It was a boxer. Q: What did the wide receiver say to the football? A: Catch you later. Q: What do you get when you cross two football teams with the Invisible Man? A: A game of football like you’ve never seen. Q: Where do football players shop for a new uniform? A: New Jersey.
FOOTBALL JOKES FOR KIDS. Q: What did the receiver say to the football? A: Catch you later. Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player? A: Her coach was a pumpkin. Q: What happens to football players who go blind? A: They become referees. Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head.